If at first you don't succeed...

skydiving isn't for you.
suicide isn't fatal.
never trust a bungee.
try community college first.
make sure you're on the pill.
never get married.
turning gay might be safer.
try lube next time.
don't play with fire.
avoid oceans.
rock-climbing is a bad idea.
don't make sushi.
golfing in the rain is shocking.
highways need more exp.
don't play real-life Frogger.
the chicken is better than you.
it crossed the road because you fail.
the cake is still a lie.
keep cucumbers away from turkeys.
start on the bunny slope.
always wear protection.
helmets are your friend.
alligator wrestling is stupid.
stay on backroads when biking.
take up art.
just cop out and get lipo.
salad's not gonna cut it.
treadmills aren't for you.
you won't get away with it.
don't bother running.
a cucumber is better at covering its tracks.
change majors.